gabsygabs:

welcome to the family, toaster-chan

gabsygabs:

welcome to the family, toaster-chan

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benepla:

everyone has their bird friend. like their friend who no matter what is a bird person. they’re among the most valuable.

Not sure how related this is, but one time I showed my friend Hatoful Boyfriend as a joke and he eventually grew addicted. And he was eventually known as Bird Gay.

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tyleroakley:

all you could ever need in a book

tyleroakley:

all you could ever need in a book

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s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

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things that are extremely difficult for me

  • making phone calls
  • talking to people 
  • asking employees questions at stores
  • making appointments
  • living
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weloveshortvideos:

Cat quacks when his owner coughs

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exexitinsistexist:

House of Leaves" (Mark Z. Danielewski)

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(Old) Roommate saga: Epilogue

Dunno where I left off on this, but maybe a little recap, since I got a minor update today.

Here’s a small timeline:

-After moving into my apartment in February, an issue with roommate’s old dog arises where she would poop all over the kitchen while my roommate was out all day at social gatherings.
-basically it becomes a problem as well as some behavioral with said roomate, so we have a “family meeting” with mediators involved. Some ground rules were set, but roommate refused to follow after the meeting. Though her dog did end up spending time in her room all day for the next several months
-More issues arise where we left each other aggressive notes and she would verbally berate and abuse me. Even spent a good amount of time knocking on my door and yelling at me through my bed room door.
-April rolls around, things get worse. Spent a week at my parents, went home after that and then she started harassing me to the point where I called the cops.
-After the actually nice cops really did not help the situation, I spent the majority of April with my parents.
-One night I finally come back home after work and roommate tries to engage me into an arguement. She slaps me in the leg (and back) because I was ignoring her and accidentally hit her with a pasta strainer because I was trying to make dinner and she was blocking everything I was trying to get to. Cops were called a 2nd time and this time the cops were aggressively angry and declared if I called again, we both will be arrested.
-Spend more time with parents for a bit. Afterwards every time I was home, we would leave angry notes for each other, she would also enter my room while I was not home. Not to mention the one time I WAS home with a locked door, she broke in.
-At the climax of the story, she comes home one day while my social worker was visiting. Social worker and I tried to resolve issues and roommate was making excuses thst I refused to believe. Because I refused to believe her she slaps me across the face. Social worker calls cops, roommate is forced to leave the apartment
-Roommate goes to court the next day. A restraining order is placed on her.

So yeah. These days I have a new roommate and a month ago I got a call that my old roommate would be going to court again and that I will be hearing about the results. Never heard results.

Two weeks ago, get another call about old roommate going to court (slightly confused??) But this time they asked me if I wanted to press charges. I asked what exactly that entails and basically, she will be forced to attend a family violence education class and the restraining order will be placed in effect for an entire year. Said go for it. Once again never heard back from then until today. Got a letter in the mail stating that my roommate will be attending a hearing soon that will be giving more details about the procesecution and deciding how long these classes will last and stuff.

So yeah! There you have it!

On a funny side note, the courthouse misspelled my last name (not unusual) they omitted part of my last name (not unusual) and misspelled the other half of my last name (not all too common) instead of it saying Rosenthal, it said Rosenblatt (HIGHLY unusual; a first actually) and my name + address were handwritten and I swore they spelled it as Rosenbutt at first. It was a good laugh to say the least.

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senpai-notices:

People should seriously play this game with me sometime tomorrow today. I promise no one will ever regret this decision.

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I’m starting to believe people on Facebook do not understand what an Anniversary is

"An anniversary is a day that commemorates or celebrates a past event that occurred on the same date of the year as the initial event."

Like they seem to believe each month marks an anniversary. No. Nooo. Just no.

Like I understand you love and value your significant other, and I respect thst, but you already mention how much you love them in like every status update, I don’t need an update each month that you’re still together as well.

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People should seriously play this game with me sometime tomorrow today. I promise no one will ever regret this decision.

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angeliclyht replied to your photo “Btw, I also want to show off my bloodrager that I colored in. I didn’t…”

Your style is so god damned perfect.

Thank you! 

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holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog
Step 2)

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:

Step 1) put a wig on your dog

Step 2)

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Not gonna lie. This made me extremely happy.

Not gonna lie. This made me extremely happy.

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Btw, I also want to show off my bloodrager that I colored in. I didn’t outline/color who entire outfit since I’m using this as my bio picture in the roll20 game and a friend is going to turn this into a token to be used.

She doesn’t look as angry as I had intended for her to be.

Btw, I also want to show off my bloodrager that I colored in. I didn’t outline/color who entire outfit since I’m using this as my bio picture in the roll20 game and a friend is going to turn this into a token to be used.

She doesn’t look as angry as I had intended for her to be.

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